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Ebony Dark'ness vs John Freeman - The Battle

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 Ebony woke in a beautiful field, the field was surrounded y flowers and other generic happy things from a unicorn riding a rainbow to a cat and a dog playing ring around the roses. It was practically sickening to her.

“What the fuck is this?” she hissed, almost itching.

“Serious? Like why am I here? What happen to Dumblydoor and Voldemint?” she wondered.

 She wore night black tank top with the insignia for Amy Lee (if U don’t know wh0 she is then f0k 0ff), raven black shorts, blood red painted nails on her hands and fet, and a a visible thong sticking from her shorts. She was beautiful and her hair was long enough to reach her back.

 She was Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. 7th Year at Hogwarts and the girlfriend to Draco Malfoy. She was perfect in all appearance. She was just thankful to see her wand lying before her. Picking it up, she waved it around.

“Alhomora.” She chanted. Instead of unlocking a door (which was nowhere in place), she turned the landscape to her desired color: black. Soon enough, Paint it Black began to play.

 

 In the skies however, a man landed on the ground, shaking himself out of dizziness, he turned around, comically flailing as if he was a ragdoll.

“Where is this place?” he wondered, his voice sounding too much like a 1930s radio drama announcer.

“Gordon!” he exclaimed, remembering why he was here. Hurrying across the black landscape, he found the enemy: a beautiful raven-like woman. Curious, he lifted a book from the ground

 

LIST OF BOSSES

EBONY DARK’NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY

HEALTH POINTS - ???

WEAKNESS – NONE

STRATEGY NEEDED – KILL HER BEFORE SHE KILLS YOU

 

 Throwing the book, John pointed at her. The goffic young woman glanced at him.

“What are you looking at you Satandamned Prep?” she hissed.

“I am John  Freeman, savor to Humens! And you are evil!” he announced. Ebony glared and waved her wand.

“Whatever you Prep!”

 The worst battle imaginable… was about to begin.

 

FIGHT

 

 Ebony spun her wand and yelled, firing a blast of magic. John flopped to the side, evading the blast as he turned at her. The goff glanced and spun her wand again.


“Imperius!”

 Instead of saying its actual name; the spell worked the same. John’s legs were stuck in place… but his almost sponge-like body allowed him to flop up and dodge another blast of magic. Ebony clenched her teeth.


“OMG, stop moving!” she schreeched. John lifted himself up and smirked, pointing at her.


“I won’t let you have your way evildoer.” He mocked. Barely standing back up;  John performed a karate chop, breaking the invisible spell and took a step… within that instant, he was standing before Ebony and threw a punch with his suddenly bear hand. The blow sent Ebony soaring into the sky.


 Before she could land; Ebony held her arm out and managed to grab an oncoming broomstick. Glancing down, she fired several bolts of magic, each one missed miraculously. John was simply walking at the speed of light, somehow dodging each bolt.


“Lightning blasts are too slow like bullets.” John taunted. Ebony simple aimed herself and fired downward, directly towards John who managed to hold one of his wepons: a MP7 Machine Gun.


 “Oh shit.” Ebony swore under her breath.


 John began to open fire, aiming for the goff’s head or body. Ebony managed to maneuver her broom away, dodging the melee of gunfire and continued to fire spells down at John Freeman.


 The simple man was smart, as if he anticipated this trick. Walking in random directions, he continued reloading and shooting, both barrages of bullets and magic missing the foe. John eventually noticed his gun click.


 He was now out of ammunition!

 Luckily, this submachine gun had something else: a grenade clip. As he waited for Ebony to slow and direct at him, he aimed and fired a single grenade. Ebony’s broomstick was destroyed instantly, but Ebony was not.

 Rolling across the ground; Ebony tumbled until she came near a tree. Looking at John, then her hands, she began to note the dirt imprints before her…


“You ruined my complexion you Prep!” she screamed. She took her wand and fired an endless barrage of spells. John Freeman had to dodge, and luckily, he was faster than guns. He managed to keep his distance and tossed the wepon, switching it for a laser gun! Taking careful aim, he fired a steady bolt, missing Ebony entirely and evaporating the tree behind her.

 Ebony noticed this and didn’t hesitate aiming to switch up her game. She had to resort to the weapon handed to her by Voldemint: the gun.

 Holding it up too her face, she fired; a bazillion bullets aimed for John. Unforunately for her, each bullet missed the mark by a long shot as they were too slow to catch John. The man was able to dodge them and tossed the laser cannon aside, trading THAT for the rocket gun. Ebony continued to shot, hoping to hit John at least once in the face because then he wou be ded.

 John knew this all too well and fired a single rocket. Ebony was out of bullets and threw the gun, allowing it to be sacrificed to the rocket. She then reached for her wand and started sending more spells at John. Instead, she hit he rocket launcher, blowing it up.

 As John flew across the air, he eventually fell into a pond, dazed and confused. Ebony simply smirked.


“That takes care of that f0ckin PREP.” She sighed, walking off. John slowly swam from the pond and onto land, coughing up some of the water. He noticed Ebony walking off and felt a sudden urge… an urge… nay, desire… to sleep with her.


 But that was simply overruled by his desire to avenge Gordon,  his brother. Without making a sound, he snuck up behind Ebony, the goff being none the wiser as she continued to transform the once beautiful landscape into an emo getaway.

 Taking a deep breath, John felt his lungs inflate before letting loose an unexpecting attack: a bark to the back of her neck.

 The vibration spread across Ebony’s spine, causing her ribs to vibrate all the way to her brain, the goff woman’s head began to tremble as she fell over, dying. Her vampire-blood was preventing the kill and John knew he had to end this somehow!

 Finding a nearby barbeque grill, likely abandoned by the family who saw her; John Freeman grabbed the steak from it and threw i. The piece of meat soared across the sky and lnaded right on Ebony’s chest.

 With a fatal scream; Ebony tried to pull the meat off, but to no anvil. Crying out, she grabbed her wand and aimed at John.


“Avada Kedavra!”


 The red spell fired at John Freeman who simply took a step to the right. The spell flew past him and into the forest.

 Deep inside, a pale vampire moped around.


“Look Bella, I didn’t mean it I promise.” He said into the cell phone. He was hit by the spell and reduced to ashes, his emotionless girlfriend simply looked.


“… Edward?”


 John Freeman looked back down at the noe deceased body of Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven  Way. He tipped his hat down to pay respect to rhe fallen multi-bred Mary Sue and turned to walk off to the wilderness. To find his brother for great justice!

 

K-O

 

 A rather unlikely set of events did just happen. While Ebony had more variety in abilities; she was outmatched by John who was more patient, smarter, and less unorthodox. Also, while her seductive pheromones attracts men of all ages; John is not like most men and would be less than likely to become seduced thanks to his braindead acting or loyalty to his now-deceased wife. Also, with more combat experience and being overall faster, the winner of this contest of OCs was John Freeman, the brother of Gordon Freeman

 

Ebony Dark’ness

+Infinite amount of magic

+Gun can fire more ammunition

+More reality bending abilities

-Can be affected by her own abilities

-Arrogant

-Hasn’t faced anything Harry has whereas John faced giants, aliens, ghosts, and zombies

 

John Freeman

+Smarter and adaptable

+Faster

+Attacks are more unexpected

+Has more wepon variety

-Mortal

Special thanks to :icondoubleleggy: for permission of using her artwork of Ebony Dark'ness.

Let us celebrate the most unpredictable death battle in history: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQq12l…
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chicho234's avatar
Even according to J.K Rowling: Guns>>>>Wizards. 

Good that Ebony died, she is a freaking Mary Sue that needed to be killed, John Freeman at least was likeable. Plus, John has better weapons and he is even faster.